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analinfection:

I would totally fuck optimus prime I don’t care if he’s a fucking 32 foot tall alien robot

imaradioactivedaemon said: Hey for the yeast infection one of the quickest ways to get rid of it is eating like two things of Yoplait a day for 3 days. My friend told me of it and I tried it and it worked so maybe that will help you as well :) yeast infections are no fun

diabetic-homeless-hookers-19:

I don’t have a yeast infection…

i think this was for me

diabetic-homeless-hookers-19:

let me know if I’m supposed to be following you

follow me pls

Anonymous said: do you have a girlfriend?

diabetic-homeless-hookers-19:

look at me

I’m looking

diabetic-homeless-hookers-19:

Time for dinner.

I’m currently taking antibiotics and they gave me a yeast infection /:

diabetic-homeless-hookers-19:

analinfection:

I’m gonna start relating everything on Jens blog to me to annoy her

Me? What?

You, yes

(via lustposes, boatfullofdicks)
fiberonebars:

jaqeegee:

grandpaflash:

theprincessintheimpala:

pravv:

straighton—tilmorning:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

super cop who gets away with murder

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here. 

The kickass corpse on life support :P Bf is the super cold hot dog >.

They call me the civilian casualty (how depressing)

Super pussy d’stroyah lol

The spectacular lonely soul?Wow :/

It is I the pussy destroyer